A roof over your head

Card for all occasions…

Cotton headed ninny muggins

Fucking hell you’re 18

Fucking hell you’re 21

Fucking hell you’re 30

Fucking hell you’re old

Ginger pubes…

Good luck with getting old

Happy anniversary of…

Happy Birthday crazy cat lady

Happy birthday from…

Happy Birthday you little shit

Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard

Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker

Happy Birthday… You have permission to

Happy Fucking Birthday

Happy…

I bet you need your glasses…

I can’t believe you’re…

I hope you like…

I knew it was your birthday today…

I only got you this card because…

I put so much thought into your present…

i was going to drink anyway

In Dog Years… You’re Dead

Independent Woman

It’s like your very own christmas

May you live long enough…

Not just for your birthday

Nothing says Happy Birthday like…

November birthday

One of the more tolerable

One year closer to being a cougar

One year closer to death

Secretly wondering…

Still a bitch

Still a dickhead

Still a wanker

Still a whore

Such a good friend…

There is no money in this card

This is more than just a Birthday card

You’re alright I suppose