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All I want for Christmas is a gift receipt
All I want for Christmas is you…
Bah Fucking Humbug
Card for all occasions…
Dreaming of a wine christmas
Good news! Santa saw your facebook posts…
Happy Birthday Jesus
Happy Christmas you magnificent bastard
Happy Christmas you smelly pirate hooker
I hope you like…
I just like to smile
I put so much thought into your present…
I’ll tell you what you’re getting for Christmas
Let’s Get Drunk
Let’s Get Lit
Merry Christmas from…
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits
Merry Christmas you cotton headed ninny muggins
Merry Drunk… I’m Christmas
Nothing For You This Year. Whore.
Nothing says Happy Christmas like…
On the first day of christmas…
Santa doesn’t like whores
Santa Isn’t Real
Santa! I know him!
Single bells, single bells… Single all the way
Son of a nutcracker!
This card is not just for Christmas
This is more than just a Christmas card
When I think about you…
Ya filthy animal
You have permission to…
You Put The Ho In Ho Ho Ho
Your balls are exceptionally well hung