congratulations on giving birth to me

Enough of a present

Happy Father’s Day from…

Having the balls to take me on…

Hi dad. I got you a card.

I don’t normally thank people…

I put as much thought…

I turned out amazing

Independent Woman

It’s like mother’s day…

Just another sunday

Like a Father to me…

Mum bought this…

Not putting me up for adoption…

Not wearing a condom

One of my favourite parents…

Sorry for all that stupid shit…

Sorry I haven’t moved out yet

Swear so fucking much…

Thanks for not pulling out

Thanks for these amazing genes

We both know…

World’s Greatest Dad

You little shit

You Magnificent Bastard

You miserable bastard…

You-knocked-mum-up

You’re alright I suppose

You’re bloody amazing

Your Little Mistake