Be my valentine and…

Because you know the difference

Card for all occasions…

Even more than you annoy me…

Facebook relationship status

Forget to shave my legs

Glad I swiped right…

Happy Fucking Valentine’s

Happy Valentine’s from…

Happy Valentines… You have permission to

Happy…

How much I love you…

I am so glad you settled for me

I like you, And naps.

I only got you this card because…

I really like you

I tolerate you

Love you like a fat kid loves cake

More than Ikea meatballs…

More than Kanye loves Kanye

Practice making babies

Putting up with my meltdowns

Sorry I forgot…

Spencer to my Spencer

To do list

Words can’t describe…

You Little Shit

You lucky bastard

You Magnificent Bastard…

You Smelly Pirate Hooker…

You’ll fucking do for me

You’re alright I suppose

You’re bloody amazing