A roof over your head

All I want for Christmas is a gift receipt

All I want for Christmas is you…

Amazing genes

Bah Fucking Humbug

Be my valentine and…

Because you know the difference

Best thing that ever happened to you

Birth of your baby boy…

Birth of your baby girl…

Card for all occasions…

congratulations on giving birth to me

Congratulations… Designated Driver

Congratulations… Shit Just Got Real

Congratulations… Who is the father?

Congratulations… Whore

Cotton headed ninny muggins

Dad bought this…

Delighted to hear that…

Dreaming of a wine christmas

Enough of a present

Enough of a present

Even more than you annoy me…

Every time you sneeze

Facebook relationship status

Forget to shave my legs

From your little mistake…

Fucking hell you’re 18

Fucking hell you’re 21

Fucking hell you’re 30

Fucking hell you’re old

Ginger pubes…

Glad I swiped right…

Good luck with getting old

Good news! Santa saw your facebook posts…

Happy anniversary of…

Happy Birthday crazy cat lady

Happy birthday from…

Happy Birthday Jesus

Happy Birthday you little shit

Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard

Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker

Happy Birthday… You have permission to

Happy Christmas you magnificent bastard

Happy Christmas you smelly pirate hooker

Happy Father’s Day from…

Happy Fucking Birthday

Happy Fucking Valentine’s

Happy Mothers Day from…

Happy Valentine’s from…

Happy Valentines… You have permission to

Happy…

Having the balls to take me on…

Hi dad. I got you a card.

Hi mum. I got you a card.

How much I love you…

I am so glad you settled for me

I bet you need your glasses…

I can’t believe you’re…

I don’t normally thank people…